For some reason I tend to associate myself with men who wear the most bizzare things. Hot pink OP shorts, soccer jerseys from the sixth grade, plaid pants from a thrift store, American flag bandana’s- and I’m only scratching the surface. Perhaps it’s because my male counterparts are young and poor, or maybe it’s because they genuinely think that the hawaiian shirt from 1993 is actually cool. Either way, let’s clean it up boys. I know you like to act like you DGAF (I’m sure you can decode what that means… you smarty pants) but why not spruce up a little. Please? At leat shower for us? If you insist on keeping that “who cares? it’s only fashion” type of attitude why not pair a stylish Fedora with those disintegrating  flip flops? At least your head (the part we women look at the most) will have some style. We’ll work on that Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle vintage t-shirt later. And no, it is not cool at all.

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Take a cue from this stud muffin… hats are hot.

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Ok, well maybe these hotties are more like it….

“And a good day to you sir!” Try this Fedora on for instant freshness.